Mena Elise--U.S. Citizen

First, apologizes to C since his birthday festivities haven't been posted yet.  But today is M's day.  Her citizenship "ceremony" was this morning.  We dressed up, took C out of school for the morning, so we all could be there for the big moment when mommy or daddy would forcibly try to get her to raise her right hand and then would say the oath for her.  (As she presumably would be yelling "No, Daddy.  No, Daddy.  No." to the amusement of everyone in the room but me.)
 
In fact, there was no ceremony, oaths, or anything close.  I basically went up to a bank teller window, handed in her green card, signed two copies of the citizenship certificate on her behalf, and that was it.  Other than trying to coax C and M to stay with me or at least be quiet as they chased each other through the rows of chairs in the room.  No flag-waving (though they did give us one to take home), no speeches, no Star Spangled Banner, no fuss, nothing.  Maximum anti-climax.

But it's official and final.  M is a US Citizen.  God Bless America.